By Andy Dawson
A diary from the Queen Of Hearts, charting her growth within the afterlife, in line with the wildly well known @DianaInHeaven Twitter account.
Follow a 12 months in Diana's existence as she plots to seduce Jimi Hendrix, is baffled by means of the innovations of Michael Jackson, reminisces approximately her time on the earth and enjoys spending time together with her robotic Jade Goody.
Contains VERY powerful language.
Oh, simply examine bad, negative Steve Irwin. nonetheless hasn’t come to phrases with personal tragic, freakish loss of life. Doesn’t set foot out of his pod until he’s acquired his vulcanised rubber burka on and trudges round parping on a klaxon and thrashing a tennis racket at a person and whatever that is going close to him.
It’s ok Steve, you’re in Heaven mate – no jellyfish can harm you currently. Be nonetheless my child.
Best needs in this big day to the fathers of my childrens. Er, father, I intended father. As in just one. bought that?